Funny Life Quotes

These funny life quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. They remind us not to take life too seriously and to find joy in and humor in moments of every day. Enjoy these funny sayings!

Funny Quotes About Life

"Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like."
- Author Unknown


"Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip."
- Will Rogers


"A Nature lover is a person who, when treed by a bear enjoys the view."
- Anonymous


"I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me."
- Woody Allen


"How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
- Zall's Second Law


"I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it."
- Clint Eastwood


"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen


"An onion can make people cry, but there's no vegetable on earth that can make them laugh."
- Anonymous saying


"He had the sort of face that makes you realise God does have a sense of humour."
- Bill Bryson


"This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place."
- Peter Ustinov


"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed."
- Anthony Powell


"I don't think we have failed, we have just found another way that doesn't work."
-Andy Ellson (at the end of an attempt to round the world in a balloon)


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