Funny Quotes About Life
A great collection of funny quotes about life. These fun quotes will hopefully add a little humor to your day and keep you smiling.
Fun Life Quotes
"Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall."- Alan Bennett, Forty Years On
"No one is listening until you fart."
- Author Unknown
"A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections."
- George Eliot
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
- Will Rogers
"Language was not powerful enough to describe the infant phenomenon."
- Charles Dickens
"Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live."
- Joan Collins
"My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not."
- Brendan Behan
"My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children carry."
- Bill Bryson
"The Lord made Adam,
The Lord made Eve,
He made 'em both a little naive."
- E. Y. Harburg
"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."
- Mark Twain
"At my age travel broadens the behind."
- Stephen Fry
"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."
- Mae West
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